{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-16 23:37:45 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4308812","html":"whoever invented angel hair pasta and unleashed it on the ignorant American masses should be shot.  Every time I eat it from a box made by a non-chef it's Fluffle Puffing lumpy and stuck together and gross"}