{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 27-Aug-16 23:54:27 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4309945","html":"Chris was taking care of a friend's dog and one of the neighbors called the police because she thought he was breaking into the house to eat the dog. He's Asian."}