{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 29-Aug-16 03:20:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4311916","html":"&quot;I'm vegan because I'm feminist and cows are female&quot; how are you not kidding me #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/slowclap\" rel=\"tag\">slowclap<\/a><\/span> I get it, it must be satire. Nobody could be so loony, everything is a joke!"}