{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 04-Sep-16 21:14:44 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4322781","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"Stumperman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">stumperman<\/span><\/a><\/span> 1 to pimpslap, 2 to hit with cane, 3 to summon a decoy ho and 4 to release a sea of angry cats."}