{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Thursday, 08-Sep-16 18:04:34 UTC","author_name":"LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lcplazureblaze","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4329208","html":"So I wanted to play a prank on one of my best friends by sending him candy nipple tassels and a candy g strap in the mail but I didn't know what his address was so I asked my other friends to ask him for me. So I sent the stuff to the address they gave me. A while later I asked him if he got anything in the mail. Turns out he gave my friends a phoney address so I looked up that address on Google maps and to my horror... It was a Mennonite church and on top of that it was addressed to his nickname we gave him which was "Dan Bear." I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell."}