{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 25-Aug-11 09:24:04 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/433581","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1946\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Twilight Sparkle\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princesstwilightsparkle<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh my yes.  Lack of equilibrium can be solved by sitting down.  Need to BLEEEH... can't."}