{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)'s status on Thursday, 25-Aug-11 09:57:49 UTC","author_name":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fortecanter","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/433656","html":"Not literally, of course. That would be slightly weird."}