{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:53:35 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4337123","html":"@mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> >and God sayeth: "Noah, craft an ark, and place onto it a couple of each kind of mob, you're going to need to get inventive with the ones that are on fire"
>and God giveth Noah Creative Mode, so that he could build the ark without having to wait for 3 years
>and once Noah had done so God looketh at his work and saw that it was good, for God was running a 2k texture pack
>and then did God raise the water level by 300 vertical cubes, drowning all the other scrubs in the server, including Noah, kuz constructs don't float in minecraft
>and then Noah started mangoing in [world] chat and God got fed up with his FrankerZ and perma-banned his dumb ass
>Then God , using his |_337 h4x0r sk1llz changed the dirt blocks into active TNT blocks and laughed as the server lagged with sick explosions"}