{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"\u2605 (starshine)'s status on Thursday, 25-Aug-11 17:43:23 UTC","author_name":"\u2605 (starshine)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starshine","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/434540","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1961\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thaddeus Engelhardt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">engelhardt<\/span><\/a><\/span> This reminds me vaguely of that Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend locked him out of his apartment and then dunked &quot;something&quot; in his toilet, but wouldn't tell him what it was."}