{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 26-Sep-16 12:22:05 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4356719","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Mustella\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> we were looking at our cooking stock and she noticed the hot sauce bottle was 3 days from going off the by-date. and since I don't plan on cooking anything with hot sauce by then she just grabbed the bottle and chugged it<br \/>there was like  slightly over half of it left, and she just downed it in one go"}