{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Friday, 26-Aug-11 00:03:54 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/435946","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1742\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach K.\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zachariastargazer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Meh. You could have at least tried to think up a good excuse... I mean, an interesting one. Like, you were being stalked by molestia and you had to make a new account to cover your tracks, but now that you've blown your cover she will find you and do whatever it is she does to the ponies she finds..."}