{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stumperman (stumperman)'s status on Saturday, 01-Oct-16 02:20:26 UTC","author_name":"Stumperman (stumperman)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/stumperman","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4362602","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"MrMattimation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> my dog understood if I told her I was gonna slap her across space"}