{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 17-Oct-16 03:32:14 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4384781","html":"My favorite funny lines out of all the 40 Discworld books:<br \/><br \/>\u201cWell, now,\u201d said Granny, rubbing her hands together, \u201cI may be able to help you here. Could be I\u2019ve got some dwarf bread to spare.\u201d<br \/>\u201cNah. Not proper dwarf bread,\u201d said the spokesdwarf moodily. \u201cProper dwarf bread\u2019s got to be dropped in rivers and dried out and sat on and left and looked at every day and put away again. You just can\u2019t get it down here.\u201d<br \/>\u201cThis could be,\u201d said Granny Weatherwax, \u201cyour lucky day.\u201d<br \/>\u201cTo be frank,\u201d said Nanny Ogg, \u201cI think the cat bananaed on some of it.\u201d<br \/>The spokesdwarf looked up, his eyes aglow.<br \/>\u201cHot damn!\u201d"}