{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Oct-16 14:18:12 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4387693","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Notorious TLG\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's what you get by rubbing a balloon against your hair, or if you're less conductive than the other person, what allows tazing them with your fingers while jumping on a trampoline."}