{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 21-Oct-16 23:36:06 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4395154","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> just got the results of the poll:<br \/>85% say sex is bananaing awesome<br \/>5% says the Pope made them do it<br \/>5% says &quot;I ain't cho daddy, no matter what dat ho say&quot;<br \/>4.5% says that it's a biological imperative<br \/>and this one person drew a crude picture of a batcave going inside a very fat lady, there is also the words &quot;your mom&quot; underlined thrice and there's an arrow right after the aforementioned words and pointing to the very fat lady"}