{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Commodore (commodore)'s status on Saturday, 27-Aug-11 00:39:13 UTC","author_name":"Commodore (commodore)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/commodore","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/440168","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2932\" class=\"url\" title=\"Vriska Serket\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">queenarachnidsgrip<\/span><\/a><\/span> I only have two speeds, Crazy and Ludicrous. Slow doesn't work too well."}