{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 29-Oct-16 21:32:14 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4409085","html":"My name's Kelis, and you might have saw,<br \/>My milkshake got me in trouble with the law.<br \/>It's better than yours, but that's no good<br \/>I'm coming down to your neighborhood.<br \/><br \/>The boys won't come to my yard,<br \/>Because I have a bracelet to keep me far.<br \/>Let's not start a big kerfuffle,<br \/>because I'm doing the sex offender shuffle."}