{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 09:30:53 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4412964","html":"In today's installment of We Are Already Living In a Cyber-Dystopia, a parcel Gherkin ordered from Amazon last week was given a due date of this Thursday - and somehow automatically added to an Outlook calendar he doesn't maintain.  And then the parcel arrived today anyway.  Thanks, Bill Gates!"}