{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 22:40:16 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4413715","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Notorious TLG\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> and if the Chilliad Mystery subreddit has taught me anything, it's that Tesla was killed by a jewish conspiracy theory to cover up evidence of alien life, and that Back to the Future was a coded message telling us this."}