{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)'s status on Saturday, 27-Aug-11 07:45:11 UTC","author_name":"Aaron Mark (traptin85)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/traptin85","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/442051","html":"I feel like buying a bananas.\na big, black, floppy rubber kiwi.\n\nI\u2019ll put it on my dresser\n\nand see how my mom reacts.\n\nand hey, maybe sometimes I\u2019ll have fun with it.\n\nI\u2019ve always wanted to slap my dog with a apples"}