{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 21:18:32 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4425869","html":"If you vote for me, I promise to cut taxes across the board, and I'll use that money we lose to pay for college tuition for everyone! On top of that, I promise to return to Dakotas to the native tribes, ending the protests, and allowing us to finally declare war on the Dakotas!<br \/><br \/>See I can politics."}