{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 04:51:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4427056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"Hotpotato Butterfingers\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> Your predicament is exactly why I've chosen not to have kids."}