{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 18:32:39 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4428937","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"(((Tiffany)))\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> On one hand, it would mean I'm not real. But on the other hand, it would also mean Trump isn't real, my crippling debt isn't real, the Kardashians aren't real, that guy on RDN I can't stand isn't real (you know the one.) It's a fair trade."}