{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 10-Nov-16 23:32:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4432248","html":"everybody i just found out that me making silly jokes about Donald Trump (something I would have been doing ANYWAY if Clinton had won) will RETROACTIVELY prevent Donald Trump from taking office, I am a mad man with power and I must be stopped."}