{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 13-Nov-16 19:21:31 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4438518","html":"This just in: All hate crimes stopped happening all at once when Donald Trump was elected. The ones that were happening before? Not happening anymore. There has not been a single hate crime in the entire world in the last week."}