{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 19-Nov-16 19:02:14 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4449238","html":"If anyone wanted context, the US government found the Chaos Emeralds in the 1947 Roswell saucer crash, and it was the squandering of military money by George W Bush that forced Obama to send them to CERN for research."}