{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 24-Nov-16 21:45:51 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4458017","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"(((mattimation)))\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Bruce Wayne is perpetually 30 years old, so due to comic book time, his childhood advances forward through time as well.  Next year, Bruce Wayne will have grown up with Pok\u00e9mon."}