{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Sunday, 28-Aug-11 22:46:12 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/447577","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span>: *Ding.* And in the meantime, I'll go buy a Rubber Balloon Bazooka to defend myself from future tropings."}