{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)'s status on Monday, 29-Aug-11 00:14:09 UTC","author_name":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/modulusshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/447782","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2678\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crazy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese<\/span><\/a><\/span> That might actually work. We'd have to put you in an insanely low powered centrifuge in a insanely low powered centrifuge to make sure gravity doesn't mess you up too bad."}