{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 08-Dec-16 18:19:07 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4485304","html":"For a lead-in to a story about declining numbers of giraffes, a newsreader just accidentally misread "silent extinction" as "silent extermination", conjuring images of a secret giraffe holocaust."}