{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 29-Aug-11 05:47:12 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/448575","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3650\" class=\"url\" title=\"Beth Eyestone\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">sugarhooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would try to help, but it's kind of hard to teach heartlessness."}