{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:02:08 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4486880","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Literally Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">actualrudolph<\/span><\/a><\/span> This was two years ago, also now that I think about it it's weird that they sold Coke because North Carolina was almost entirely a Pepsi state, what with Pepsi being invented in New Bern and all. Now that I've typed all of this out I hope this wasn't a cocaine joke because you're better than that"}