{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Friday, 09-Dec-16 15:57:23 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4487045","html":""I'm an engineer who invented a highly fuel efficient engine that's gonna cut all fuel emissions by like 90% and save millions of dollars and provide energy worldwide. Therefore I'm qualified to make important financial and economical decisions for our country.""}