{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Saturday, 10-Dec-16 22:19:42 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4490292","html":"AND THAT'S WHEN MY WIFE SAID, SHE'S LEAVING ME FOR A MAN WITH NO DICK AND A kiwiLOAD OF KEYS AND I'M ASKING YOU WHY, WHERE DO THOSE KEYS GO"}