{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 16-Dec-16 09:13:41 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4500801","html":"Why doesn't this happen every time a female robot shows up in anime:
"and this is the new human-interface robot we have designed, she is stronger than 3 men, capable of talking in every language on the planet and has an autonomy of 900 years, rechargeable with sunlight"
"I see... why does it have big boobs tho?"
"I'm sorry?"
"You know, the breasts, why are they so absurdly big, do they have any use? are there vital components stored inside?"
"n-n-no... they are just... we told you the robot was going to be female in appearance"
"yes, female, long hair, delicate features, wide hips, small shoulders, and yes breasts, but these... what's the cup size by the way?"
"hum, uhh, they are uh *coff*<\/b> I-Cup *coff*"
"I-CUP?!? what is wrong with you people? This is supposed to be a military weapon, not a sex toy!!! Consider yourselves fired, I'm getting a new team on this project, one that isn't comprised of grown men that act like horny teenagers!""}