{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Just a Dude (boombaboom)'s status on Monday, 19-Dec-16 00:01:25 UTC","author_name":"Just a Dude (boombaboom)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/boombaboom","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4504325","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> But alas, not today.<br \/>Until then, papers shall remain unprinted, resulting in screams of agony and rage. <br \/>This is inevitable."}