{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"philosodash's status on Monday, 29-Aug-11 22:34:38 UTC","author_name":"philosodash","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/philosodash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/450681","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/787\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chaosmagic<\/span><\/a><\/span> Did you just say life sucks? Psh. *starts making bacon* Listen, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. Smell it? Do you smell that? Smell it!"}