{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Saturday, 24-Dec-16 12:10:46 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4512930","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Store Wars Episode V: The Gherkin strikes back. <br \/>It is a dark time for retail. Although the Christmas Spirit has been destroyed, customer troops have driven the retail employees from their rest room and pursued them across the store..."}