{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-16 12:56:05 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4524231","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffy Spingus and the Crungy Springus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm like the Dick Dastardly of RDN in that I get there first and ruin it for everyone else"}