{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-17 02:12:48 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4525292","html":"today i learned i'm apparently old enough to sell an assload of alcohol but if somebody comes to me with firecrackers the terminal goes on bananaing code red and i have to call a manager"}