{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-17 01:55:15 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4535758","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shitposter.club\/delores\" class=\"url\" title=\"delores\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">delores<\/span><\/a><\/span> You literally want to kill yourself over not getting poon, you can't call me a beta."}