{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jan-17 13:17:31 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4549532","html":"Today I finally understand "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."  I thought it was about throwing bananas!  Nope, it's syntactic ambiguity involving the humble fruit fly.  Dummy."}