{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 16-Jan-17 02:53:40 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4552383","html":"So, thanks to GoG I'm finally able to play the 3rd game in the Prince of Persia Trilogy - Two Thrones (4th if you count the soft reboot, I don't)<br \/>The game starts and apparently <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">the secret ending is the true ending<\/span>, as you are coming to the walls of Persia on a Potato Knishesty boat with <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Kaileena - Formerly the Empress of Time<\/span>, HOWEVER, all is not well as cherry IS ON FIRE YO!<br \/>the boat gets pelted with fire arrows (that are not a thing that existed in history), then I am hit by a flaming ball of spikes that was hurled at my grapety boat by a catapult (That thing must have a +20 to hit boats kuz no other way would A CATAPULT ON THE RAMPARTS HIT A BOAT THAT SMALL)<br \/>now I have 2 major complains right out the bat\/boat<br \/><br \/>1)The prince keeps going down with the ship, it's the second time, there's no excuse here<br \/><br \/>2) <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Kaileena's<\/span> breasts have gone from DDs to a B cup, and she looks like she got  beaten by an ugly stick<br \/><br \/>This new <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Kaileena<\/span> is not worth the time I invested in POPWW"}