{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-17 11:52:51 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4559629","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> people need to realize that I have the ability to cover everything they own in body fluids<br \/>and I'm not afraid to use said ability"}