{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Aug-11 22:23:37 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/456660","html":""I'm about as homophobic as I am arachnophobic.  I'm not scared of spiders.  I'm not scared of gays.  But I'd probably scream if I found one in my bath.""}