{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Thursday, 01-Sep-11 17:46:09 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/459822","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, when I'm in the mood for kidnapping, I trap the new playmate in a bubble and shake it a little bit so they're confused and then I pounces them and snugglecuddle them a little bit to loosen them up and then I TAKE them with MEEEE sometimes but that's not the best way to make friends. Hey, come to think of it, how does a Gherkin drive a van?"}