{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 09-Feb-17 08:21:39 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4600221","html":"\u200a\u201cChoo choo! Now pulling into Reality Station! Get a grip, Timmy. Santa isn\u2019t real, multiple puppies working in tandem are physically capable of operating an AK-47, and train conductor is a made-up bullgrape job.\u201d"}