{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 13-Feb-17 05:15:52 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4609157","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> that's stupid, the box, more specifically the sealed bag, is vastly superior to the bottle<br \/>It keeps light from degrading the wine, is a better thermal insulator, has a 0% probability of making the wine taste like cork and has a much smaller chance of breaking into sharp fragments and cutting your veins making you bleed till you go into shock and eventually death.<br \/>Your friends' thought process is Potato Knishes and they should feel bad for it"}