{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 02-Sep-11 19:56:50 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/462630","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/183\" class=\"url\" title=\"Carlis Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">retl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Silly retl, a croissant isn't a sandwich!  BUT ANYWAY I actually sat and watched that page for two minutes until the timer went down, and it said that I was wasting my time when I should be eating a Hot Pocket(R). :("}