{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 12:06:27 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4646448","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"https:\/\/social.heldscal.la\/sim\" class=\"url\" title=\"sim\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">sim<\/span><\/a><\/span> since he was the one who owned the beer production facilities. He didn't take much time to elect a cabinet of ministers from the drunkards sitting around him, and thus they became a country. They didn't do anything really, they'd just fool around and call eachother by their titles and make edicts. Word of this reached Buenos Aires however, and was considered a threat to sovereignity by the government, so they dispatched an army officer with a regiment to deal with this. In a short amount of time the army had put down all the bandits in the area and were marching on the seceded town. Once they got there, they met no resistance whatsoever. The officer was known to be sadistic and asked for the leader of the insurrection. The German guy met him and they talked privately. After the talk was done, they both came out and declared the territory to be again part of Argentina, and no one really complained. (cont)"}